|Chris Bailey:vocals & guitar
Chris is not a pot plant
which confuses Andy
In his spare time
he manages a mobile rubber disco
and is on good terms with Eva the love ewe
which Michael doesn't know about
On alternate weekends he is nearly as nice as Andy & Marty & Michael
He lives around the corner
which is very handy
Chris likes to say no to drugs
except when Andy wants some
then of course it`s perfectly OK
His favourite fabric is Cheryl
Mike doesn't know about this either..!
His hobbies include his favorite colour and go go dancing
Peter Wilkinson : He does drum...
& is he most recent addition to the illustrious legion of wankers that we have come to know & love as The Saints.
Yes he is....!!
Peter ( or the ginger twat, as he is known to his buddy ) is currently well oiled & recording the latest opus with the other frock wearing laddies of the group.
Peter's story is so tragic that we are not going to tell you what it is......
Suffice to say the dear boy is very lovely.
He has a pet Badger that doesn't do drum, but satisfies Peter's animal bits. He is a commited ECO worrier & also works as a waitress in the MI5 canteen.
His previous gigs have seen him for what he is which is why he is now a Saint.
- Hee Hee Hee.....is the title of Pete's current film project. It is a tasteful tale of love & lust in the farmyard featuring a bevy of beautiful belles & starring Enrico the donkey.
He is also enjoying a torrid, lusty but awfully manly dalliance with Andy & Stella. Pictures of which will be available soon....
He has been had by Dick Porter, which really pissed Michael off, which of course made Chris so deliriously happy that Peter is currently " best boy " of the group.
He also doubles as " cabin boy " & it is day 53..............!!!!!
Caspar's story was written in Serbian so it is a bit difficult to translate
suffice to say it is a very interesting one with lot's of pictures
his hobbies include himself and anyone else that happens to be handy
He is very clever which makes him stand out from other saints
He is also popular with girls
He plays the very big guitar (another reason for his popularity with la femme)
He doesn't have a car but does have an extremely speedy bicycle
He is set for a starring role in Peter's new cinema epic playing the part of Enrico following the demise of the unfortunate beast
Apart from eating and drinking Caspar is often sort after for his engineering skills and no doubt will be building a viaduct somewhere in your neighbourhood soon
He is also a popular rap act